Total Medals Earned: 1,382 (From 214 different games.) Total Medal Score: 34,485 Points
Medals Earned: 6/9 (80/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Your very first gold!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 7/10 (305/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Score between 130k and 170k
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Medals Earned: 3/5 (45/170 points)
There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...
Score a 100x multiplier or better.
Finish the game.
Score a 500x multiplier or better.
Finish the game without crashing.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (175/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 11/18 (150/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
See you next FALL!
Well, at least now you fit into
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (300/300 points)
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Beat level one.
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 5/21 (55/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
Jump on 50 enemies
Find the hidden button
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy